Ordering Food at a Restaurant
Waiter: Welcome to Antico’s. Here are your menus.
Today’s special is grilled salmon. I’ll be back to take
your order in a minute.
Showing posts with label The Stories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Stories. Show all posts
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Blind Boy
Blind boy LEVEL : CE4
blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet
He held up a sign which said: 'I am blind, please help’
There were only a few coins in the hat
A man was walking by
He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat
He then took the sign
Turned it around, and wrote some words
He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Policeman and Drier
Policeman and Driver Policeman: what’s the matter? Don’t you know that you mustn’t stop in the middle of the road ? Driver: something is making a very strange noise. I don’t know what to do. Policeman: why don’t you open the bonnet? Driver: I don’t know how to open it. |
Dentist
Dentist Dentist: My assistant said you had a toothache. How long have you had it? Jim: I've had it for about twenty-four hours. Its not the first time this has happened. Dentist: Really? |
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